Justin Bieber Must Die

Todays complaint about Justin is that's he's a stupid wigger. Don't get me wrong, I know a lot of wiggers, but this one is the worst because he's obviously an upper class white boy from the suburbs.

You know just by looking at him he's extremely white! But if you're still defending Justin, let me show you what's wrong with him in a breakdown.

1.)Clothes No better way to let people know how white you really are then a scarf. And Khakis. And a nice shirt...

2.)Hair Damn! That's some really nice (white) hair. I wish I was as (white) cool as you!

Maybe is he cut most of it off, he might seem somewhat tougher, but not much.

3.)Lips An obvious sign of his white-eocity. Their really nice, perfect size and shape.

4.)Eyes I know his eyes don't tell you he's white, but they DEFFINATELY don't say he's black either. They make him look Chineese or Japaneese, but at any rate, they're not black eyes.

Just one more little thing I'd like to point out before I sign off, and that is he's from Canada, and I think there's only two black people in Canada, so yeah...

Joey